G-Bites

There is all of Gorillaz G-bites with all transcrips x)
Enjoy! / Joel

Hey Our Toys Have Arrived

2D: These action figures are useless! My head doesn't wobble like that!

Russel: Yeah it does, D. Look!

[Grabs 2D by the neck and shakes]

2D: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Murdoc: Russ, Russ, do it again!

[Russel shakes 2D again]

2D: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Noodle: Hey!

[2D looking dizzy and coughing]

Game Of Death

Noodle (in Japanese): Punch! Punch! Kick! Kick! Kick! Jab-jab! Jab! Come on, big ox...
Russel (cracks knuckles): It time for the beat-down. A'ight? I'm gon bring it to you. Let's go!
[Russel stomps on ground and rips pants]
[Noodle flips over Russel and smacks him in the head, knocking off his wig and landing on her toes]
Noodle: Whaa-aa!
[Russel reaches down for his glasses. Noodle grabs his hands and flips him.]
Russel: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, that's enough.
[Cut to Murdoc and 2D playing a videogame]
Murdoc: Are my controllers broken?
2D: You always say that.
Murdoc: Oh. Oh, Russel's character is rubbish!
2D: Ha! You always say that too.
Murdoc: Best of three?
[Noodle kicks the wig back onto Russel's head and prepares to fight again.]
Russel (sighs): Oh, man!

Jump the Gut

A ramp has been set up next to Russel, who is sleeping in the road. 2D is building up speed on his bike,
[Noodle and Del are standing by the ramp, placing bets on whether or not 2D will clear Russel's stomach with his bike]
Del: When he lets go of that brake man, It's gonna be like Evel Knievel stunt bike plowing through a whole platoon of two-inch plastic German ground troops.
Noodle (in Japanese): Ok Del, I’ll see your one thousand... and raise you five hundred.
Del: This is one bet you gonna lose.
[2D releases the brakes on the bike and goes pelting towards the ramp]
Del: He’s never gonna clear that gut! Russel's been taxi and catering all day and he coming in way overweight!
[Noodle screams]
Del: Whoa!
[2D lands directly on Russel's stomach]
Russel: Oof!
Del: Whoooooooa!
[Del is sucked back into Russel, sending all his money flying. Noodle gleefully jumps to catch it]
[Russel grabs 2D by his collar]
Russel: If you keep doing this man, I’m gonna be jumping you next time you asleep and I don’t think neither of us go'n make it. You dig?
[a speech bubble containing a poo appears, implying that 2D swore, but his mouth does not move]

The Eel

[Murdoc enters looking very unhappy, to find 2D hitting something in the sink with a mallet]
Murdoc: For the love of sweet satan, my hea... OH!
Murdoc: What is that banging!? Stop that banging!
2D: It's this eel! Russel told me to knock it out 'cos he's gonna cook it for s...
Murdoc: STOP IT BANGING! STOP IT BANGING!!
[2D goes into a sudden state of panic]
2D: I can't catch it, look! It's all slippery! I can't, I can't, can't, can't, kill it!
Murdoc: Can't kill it!? What do you mean you can't kill it!?
Murdoc: I'll show you have to kill an eel, you grab the damn thing...Melt its face!
2D: NO, NO, NO! NO! NO, NO!
[2D bites his nails at an alarming speed while Murdoc struggles with the eel in front of a hob]
Murdoc: MELT ITS FACE! MELT ITS FACE!
[Russel enters looking impatient]
Russel: Hey yo, Muds, Where my eel at? Where my eel? Where my eel!?
Murdoc: It don't feel too good. He feel... "eel."

Free Tibet

There is no script. Simply 2D meditating on a busy street corner with other Tibetans. At the end of the Bite, the screen shows this text:
"Free Tibet Campaign stands for the Tibetans' right to determine their own future. It campaigns for an end to the Chinese occupation of Tibet and for the Tibetans' fundamental human rights to be respected.

Gorillaz On Set

[The band is taking a break on the windmill island, Feel Good Inc. is playing in the background]
Murdoc: I hate making videos.
2D: It could be worse.
Murdoc: Really?
[One of the birds s--ts on his right eye]
2D: That's supposed to be lucky, you know?

Gorillaz Talent Quest

[The band is sitting on the S4AS room in Kong Studios, Film Music is playing in the background]
Narrator: The second wave has begun.
Narrator: Murdoc Nicalls. Bass player, bully boy, jailbird and ladies' man.
Murdoc: Oh, really?
Narrator: Hip-hop hardman Russel Hobbs, the drummer, his mind now lost in limbo.
Narrator: 2D, uh.. singer, pretty boy... halfwit.
2D: 'Ello.
Narrator: And young Noodle. Junior martial arts expert and Gorillaz' visionary.
Narrator: These are Gorillaz. Four people, one band, on one mission: To save the world from manufactured pop with a worldwide search to find fresh talents, new artists and the truly gifted.
Murdoc: Do it again.
Narrator: The prize, to become a Gorillaz collaborator.
Murdoc: I’ll tell you what mate, if all the world a stage, I get off it if I was you.
Russel: Hey yo! Give them a chance.
2D: Give me a chance, I’ll show you this fantastic trick.
Noodle: Shh! Be quiet, I'm working!
Narrator: Who or what are they looking for? Where will this competition lead? View the action online at www.gorillaz.com.
Murdoc: Come back when you something decent to show, and don’t forget to shut the face on the way out. [Laughs]

Fancy Dress

[All the Gorillaz are in costume. Murdoc is focusing the camera to take a picture of them]
Murdoc: Hang on, hang on! Oh yeah, that's it. Oh, this is gonna look great!
[Murdoc sets the timer and runs to take his place in the picture]
Russel: Oh man, where'd you get that outfit? You can't go dressin' up as a God-damned Nazi, you cracker-ass.
Murdoc: Why not? I mean, if it's good enough for Lenny, Keith Richards, and Leonard Nimoy, then it's good enough for me! Har, har!
2D: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Russel: Well, you ain't them.
Murdoc: NEITHER ARE THEY! I mean, whose idea was this, anyway?
Russel: It was yours! I would never have chosen this outfit! I have an appreciation for fine clothes... petticoats an' stuff. Maybe some diamanté shoes. Like Dorothy from "'Wizard of Oz".
Murdoc: Well, why didn't anyone tell me it was crap?
[Murdoc's trousers fall down]